Friday, July 04, 2008

Guest Versus Moocher

So, after a year of having a friend stay with us who was down in their luck, I am beginning to wonder if opening our home up to them was such a good idea after all.

A GUEST
  1. A guest will chip in toward food
  2. A guest will help out either financially or with chores
  3. A guest cleans up after themselves
  4. A guest will keep themselves clean and respect their host
  5. A guest doesn't outstay their welcome

A MOOCH

  1. A mooch will take food without even asking
  2. A mooch will sit and watch you work or run and the mention of it
  3. A mooch leaves things laying around
  4. A mooch will be a slob
  5. A mooch stays long after their welcome has expired